Thursday, November 19, 2009

Beard Update # 5

I don't really feel like writing. It's been a weird week.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Beard Update #4

Nine days late, here it is; my fourth beard update. Apparently with the changing of weather and seasons, my beard had a growth spurt in the last two weeks. I hadn't noticed until I just took this picture, but it looks a lot longer than it did in the last post. Weird. For you close beard followers, you can take note that I trimmed my mustache, so I am back in the game of eating pizza with out a fork, slightly messy burritos, and hot dogs with less fear of "saving some for later" in my mustache.
I've enjoyed seeing all of the "beards" for the last two weeks for Novembeard or No Shave November, or "I think I can fit beard or mustache into this month's name, I'm going to unsuccessfully try to not shave for the whole month". For those of you who haven't shaved, I'm proud of you, for those of you who have, (namely the two freshman who sit behind me in math class) grow up. It's only been 14 days.
I don't have a lot more to say about my beard. It's not to the point where I have young children staring at me and asking their parents "Mommy, why does that man's face look like that." It also hasn't got to a point that I like to call "watching people people watch me." It's all a matter of time. That's all I have for this week. Maybe, I'll actually update next week's on time for the first time since I started. With that, I'll leave you with my weekly conversation with my beard.

Me: Beardy, I really like you a lot more when it's cold outside.
Beard: Well that's good, because I really like you a lot more when I'm not always wet from you being sweaty all the time.

Monday, November 9, 2009

typical: a conversation between michael schneider and justin knowles.

Michael: i hate you
Justin: you dont
Justin: you cant, you wont
Michael: what are you nsync?
Justin: yes....yes nsync
Justin: cry me a river - justin timberlake
Michael: eat a dick - JC Chavez
Justin: did he really say that?
Michael: shut up justin

Monday, November 2, 2009

3 syllables.

Earlier this week at Chick Fil A, I realized something. All good things in life have 3 syllables.

Think about it:
Wes Whitesel...
In N Out....
Keith Savage...
Noah Hershman...

correction: All good things in life have syllables.